A sample of what not to tell detailers, and the likely responses from one if you do.
[11-03, 17:56] SarcasticOne: btw jase, you're going to hate working on my car
[11-03, 17:56] SarcasticOne: as a FYI
[11-03, 18:01] SarcasticOne: i successfully managed to f*ck up clay barring it today
[11-03, 18:04] SarcasticOne: clar barring hot car = fail
[11-03, 18:11] SarcasticOne: killed it
[11-03, 19:06] LittleredMPS: you clay barred a hot car?
[11-03, 19:06] LittleredMPS: Im going to kill you....
[11-03, 19:06] LittleredMPS: slowly
[11-03, 19:06] LittleredMPS: with a pair of tweezers
[11-03, 19:06] LittleredMPS: rusty ones
[11-03, 19:07] SarcasticOne: dont worry, the 1.5 hours of scrubbing clay residue off 1/4 of my roof taught me never to do it again