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Thread: SANTA IS A HOON - A Poem.

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    Default SANTA IS A HOON - A Poem.

    (Modified for the MPS crew - VIC style!!)
    Thanks to Skylines Australia

    He came roaring down
    The milky way
    Cutting crazy skids
    'Twas time to get
    The pressies out
    To all those eager kids

    This year the reindeer
    Stayed at home
    The Sled high & dry
    For Santa replaced
    His shitty sled
    For an MPS on 24PSI

    With a Cobb AP
    And Rayd E Tune
    And a Big Front Mount dropped in
    A 2XS DumpPipe & Zorst
    And 2 4inch canons
    From the bin

    A High Flow Pump
    ALCAM Slicks
    And BlowOff on recirc
    Santa dropped it back a cog
    And pushed it
    Till it hurts

    'Twas lightnin' quick
    In no time flat
    Old Santa's rounds were done
    So with time to spare
    He headed down
    Prinny Hwy for some fun.

    He chopped a bogan
    At the lights
    And sent an F6 to car Heaven
    With the pedal slammed
    On full WOT
    Smoke Screen - 007

    He spooled the turbo
    And shifted gear
    And ran in to the law
    With a screamer pipe
    And a CAT delete
    He was in deep shit for sure

    Name, address
    And license please
    Came the request from plod
    Well up yours copper
    My name's my own
    And my license comes from God

    With that old Santa
    Dropped the clutch
    And the Mazda screamed a song
    In a blink of an eye
    He was M1 bound
    Headed for Dandenong

    2 motor bikes
    And an unmarked car
    The chase was hot to trot
    Santa mashed
    The loud pedal hard
    And gave the beast full WOT

    With the 'Nong in sight
    It looked as if
    He was clear and past the post
    But a Woosh and a Bang
    And ZZB
    And the K04 was toast

    The law caught up
    And with pistols drawn
    They threw him to the ground
    The 3 was loaded
    On a flat bed truck
    Headed for the impound

    A sorry sight
    Did Santa make
    As he started to cry and choke
    Oh why didn't I
    Drop the 3071R in
    When the K04 started to smoke

    They crushed the 3
    Locked him away
    There'll be no Christmas soon
    There'll be no pressies
    For the kids
    Cos Santa is a hoon!

    Snapped by Tangcla - FB Page
    Currently RaydTuned
    Lots of love from 2XS Racing & Dan's Garage Detailing

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    Lmao, have you ever considered poetry as a life course?

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    I didn't make it up. I saw it in a QLD and Skyline format and edited it for us.

    It has changed a bit, but the story is the same!

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    Lol nice one

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    Lol...

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    Haha love it @slixx

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