(Modified for the MPS crew - VIC style!!)
Thanks to Skylines Australia
He came roaring down
The milky way
Cutting crazy skids
'Twas time to get
The pressies out
To all those eager kids
This year the reindeer
Stayed at home
The Sled high & dry
For Santa replaced
His shitty sled
For an MPS on 24PSI
With a Cobb AP
And Rayd E Tune
And a Big Front Mount dropped in
A 2XS DumpPipe & Zorst
And 2 4inch canons
From the bin
A High Flow Pump
ALCAM Slicks
And BlowOff on recirc
Santa dropped it back a cog
And pushed it
Till it hurts
'Twas lightnin' quick
In no time flat
Old Santa's rounds were done
So with time to spare
He headed down
Prinny Hwy for some fun.
He chopped a bogan
At the lights
And sent an F6 to car Heaven
With the pedal slammed
On full WOT
Smoke Screen - 007
He spooled the turbo
And shifted gear
And ran in to the law
With a screamer pipe
And a CAT delete
He was in deep shit for sure
Name, address
And license please
Came the request from plod
Well up yours copper
My name's my own
And my license comes from God
With that old Santa
Dropped the clutch
And the Mazda screamed a song
In a blink of an eye
He was M1 bound
Headed for Dandenong
2 motor bikes
And an unmarked car
The chase was hot to trot
Santa mashed
The loud pedal hard
And gave the beast full WOT
With the 'Nong in sight
It looked as if
He was clear and past the post
But a Woosh and a Bang
And ZZB
And the K04 was toast
The law caught up
And with pistols drawn
They threw him to the ground
The 3 was loaded
On a flat bed truck
Headed for the impound
A sorry sight
Did Santa make
As he started to cry and choke
Oh why didn't I
Drop the 3071R in
When the K04 started to smoke
They crushed the 3
Locked him away
There'll be no Christmas soon
There'll be no pressies
For the kids
Cos Santa is a hoon!