how to detail a car (if you are totally nuts)

[Nirvandan]

I haven't got more than one lifetime!

[Nexus]

That took longer to browse through without reading everything than it would to give the car a wash and wax.

[dmwill]

And people think I am crazy spending a weekend on mine, only to do another minor wash and wax a few weeks later.

[kelviN]

nuts lol

[naasif]

holy crap.

I kept scrolling with my wheel-mouse and the page kept jumping as it loaded more and more and more photos !

[TD]

Bet you his house is a tip

[Nepharius]

I was having nightmares about the colouration of them after only 100 miles <-- How does that man function as a human. I'm surprised he manages to get the house at all!
"It's 4pm you were supposed to be at work by 8am"
"I'm sorry I had to iron my shirt 17 times and then I ran out of toothpaste after the 25th time brushing my teeth. I was inspecting my clothes for pills under the microscope and found 23 of them, not visible to the naked eye but there none the less so I was removing them."

Also am I the only one that imagines him selling the car if it gets bird crap on it?

[Dices]

If he is I imagine she would be well waxed.

he has degreased, cleaned the wheels, snow foamed (??), shampoo'ed and clayed the car and his comment is "fairly clean...."

EDIT: This keeps getting better as you read, Baaahahahaahaha "Now i then spotted a problem on the roof which i was really unhappy about...A small paint blob about half a mm in size but none the less its there probably a spit from the spray gun..."
Must'a broke out the micrometer to gauge that one...

[Axspeed6]

Congrats to who ever bought them selves a vrx lemon i know as i had one only kept it a year then happly got rid of it to many problems all astras and vectras if auto trans cant b changed its a sealed unit so no new oil and they last about 4/5 yrs if u drive like granny then theres the TCM, ECU, crusie con. All these have a major flaw that they will need replacing then the sensors as well dont leave it in the sun with the bonnet open as they seem to dislike this very much but nice car though my cousin had the same issues as me...